I'm back! My brother thinks he's the only one who knows Puerto Rico... Please, I was in Puerto Rico before you were even born. Let me tell you guys about my adventure there!
I went to Guanica, and there's nothing there other than pretty beaches. I went to the beach and had fun, but if I'm being honest, I don't like my hair getting wet or the sand in my eyes. I would rather be sipping a paw-termelon Margarita in Paris. It is extremely hot in there—yes, hotter than me. I know, almost impossible. I went to Loiza/Piñones and had a few bacalaítos; they were great but not healthy at all. Of course I want to stay in shape, so one was enough. I also went to Old San Juan and El Morro with the gringos. I tried to dance salsa and reggaeton, but not to my type of music. I would rather listen to Édith Piaf all day. Everyone there was amazed by my beauty. Do they even have Goldens in Puerto Rico? I don't think so, because I was exotic, to say the least. I went to forests, rivers, and some other not-so-pretty places too. It was nothing like Paris, but it felt like home!
Last but not least, no cute dogs there! The real truth is that there's no place to mingle since there's no dog park. No, I hate Puerto Rico, but you have some work to do! I'll love to be back for Christmas this year! I've been a good girl, and Santa knows it!
XOXO,
La la la Paris