New Year, Same Gorgeous, Awesome Paris
But seriously, human and paw friends, why do you feel the need to change everything on January 1st? Relax—you’re already awesome… well, not as awesome as me, but YOU ARE! And the truth is, you should always work on yourself, not just on January 1st. I know, right? It’s tough when a dog has to tell you the truth. Sorry, not sorry!
However, I do have a few New Year’s resolutions, and I’d love to share them. So here I go!
1. Stick to My Diet- Yes, I just want to keep eating beef, pineapple, carrots, papaya, and blueberries. Healthy Paris as usual—hehe, you wish!
Will I stop begging for snacks and resist stealing food from the counter? Maybe, maybe not! I do need to stop pretending I’m starving every five minutes, though. It’s getting harder to sell the “I haven’t eaten in days” act.
2. Go to France
Yes, again! I thrive next to the Eiffel Tower, eating macarons and sipping wine. Why do you think my name is Paris? This year, I also plan to travel to Scotland, Finland, Hawaii, the Dominican Republic, and of course, Puerto Rico. Big dreams, big paws!
3. Dating
You were waiting for this one, weren’t you? Well, well, well. This year, I just want to stay single and not mingle. If I can make it, that is—because I don’t chase, I attract.
But let’s be real—Beni is a lot to handle. I don’t even know where we stand. He’s sexy, handsome, muscular, but ay ay ay… I just don’t know anymore!
4. Spend More Time with My Brother
Don’t get me wrong, he’s super annoying, but I still love him and miss him a lot. I want to spend more time with him and maybe even help him find a girlfriend. That way, he can be busy and leave me alone.
That’s all for now! Short and sweet, just like me!
Love,
Paris 